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This Week’s Retro Updates: » We’ve got some classics streaming (full length!) in the retro theater: Deep Throat, Vanessa’s Lovers, Too Hot to Handle, Saturday Night Special and more!; » 5 new scenes from our Super Strippers of Yesteryears collection; » Brand new Best-Of Black and White Orgies compilation; » 5 new hardcore photosets; And more! See it all now!
Doc Porn: Bettie Page Uncovered: New to the Retro Theater this week: A special documentary look at the legendary pinup girl and sex goddess, featuring footage never seen before of Ms. Page in action. Watch it now!
RIP Marilyn Chambers: Check out the Retro Theater for our Marilyn Chambers classic film tribute. Currently streaming: Behind the Green Door, Private Fantasies, Insatiable, Edge Play, Red Hot and more! See it all now!
Bonus Galleries:: » Before They Were Stars: Old School Celebrities in Porn Shockers!; » Greatest Tits of Our Times; » Kinky Classics; » Fucking in the 20s; And more! See it all now!
Remember Samantha Fox?: Ya… so do we :-) Check out this, erm, masterpiece: Samantha Fox’s NYC Slut now streaming in the Retro Theater! Watch now!
NEW to the Members Area: Stag Films!: We’re proud to now offer members full access to our entire Stag Film collection. Hundreds of rare Stag Films streaming in the Retro Theater right now! Can’t get any more retro than this stuff! Watch it all now!
It’s Porn Icon Week at Thatsfuckingretro!: We’re paying tribute to porn’s biggest icons! Check out classics by John Holmes, Bettie Page, Marilyn Chambers, Ron Jeremy, Vanessa Del Rio, Bridgette Monet, Amber Lynn, Linda Lovelace, Nina Hartley, Traci Lords and more. Watch now!